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Share Laughs with Spot, the Nanodog
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Spot’s Quick Jokes
Anecdotes: Funny Stories
Laugh Lists
Quick jokes: Short, corny and easy to remember!
How do trees get on the Internet?
They log in.
What do computers like to eat?
Chips.
What do you call a space magician?
A flying saucerer.
What is a computer’s first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Instead of Da-da it says “Da-ta.”
What is an astronaut’s favorite control on the computer keyboard?
The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
How does a boy cell phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gives her a ring, of course.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
How did the mouse get out of the Roman Cathedral?
He clicked on an icon and opened a window.
What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A URLologist.
Have you heard about the Disney virus?
It makes everything on your computer go Goofy.
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He wound up with baked Apples!
Why did the chicken cross the Web?
To get to the other site.
Why did the computer go to a doctor?
It thought it had a terminal illness
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
I-M.
I-M, who?
I-M on the computer, and I can’t answer the door.
